Laser Eyes Follow-Up

Let me just say that getting laser eyes beats work any day. I woke up at my normal time, got to the laser eye center (TLC) put lots of drugs in my eyes, a few drugs in my body, and then got lasers in my eyes. Since then I ate lunch, took a mandatory 3-hour nap, and now have been lying on my sofa with my eyes closed and with Tiesto blasting super-awesome tunes throughout my (and inevitably other) apartments for the last 3 hours. The only reason I get up now is to put more drugs in my eyes (like every hour) and fill up my cup with more iced tea. Now, I could fucking get used to this. Maybe I should get laser eyes every day....